SidewalkEugenics.

Side-walk [sahyd-wawk] noun (functioning as a singular) a walk, especially a paved one, at the side of a street or road
Eu-gen-ics [yoo-jen-iks] noun (functioning as singular) the study of methods of improving the quality of the human race.

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May 25
  • gatsby: hey i just met you
  • gatsby: and this is crazy
  • gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
  • gatsby: so call me maybe
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